Thursday, February 20, 2014

IT'S SABBATICAL TIME!

by AmplifiedtoRock



During the question and answer session of today’s WWE 4th Quarter Earnings Report conference call, Vince McMahon was asked about the status of CM Punk.  In response, McMahon said, "He is taking a sabbatical. Let's just put it that way."  With investors concerned about the absence of one of WWE’s top performers, his answer was political and ambiguous.  It was also perfect.

To everyone outside of the company, the CM Punk situation is a mystery.  Neither Punk nor WWE had made any statement about the performer’s status with the company outside of an official denial by WWE on Monday that he had been released.  As such, it was expected that there would be some sort of inquiry during the call as to what his current status was.

McMahon clearly found himself in a tough situation.  If Punk is, in fact, gone from the company without any plans to return, he had to find a way to spin the loss of his second biggest star.  If Punk’s absence is part of some elaborate creative angle, McMahon didn’t want to give it away.  And, of course, if the situation is entirely up in the air, with Punk’s imminent return or permanent exit still to be determined, McMahon would want to be careful with how he described it, lest he accidentally concede any leverage he may have.

All that being said, I think McMahon’s use of the word “sabbatical” to describe CM Punk’s absence from the WWE was the best way to sum up a situation that is apparently, as of now, unresolved.  He gave nothing away and didn’t lie.  As a business move, I don’t think he could have handled the question any better.

Now, of course, a lot can be read into his tone of voice when he gave his answer (I thought he sounded frustrated and almost annoyed), but that would only be more speculation.  That being said, here are my thoughts.

I simply cannot buy into the idea that CM Punk’s absence and apparent deletion from current WWE television programming is a storyline.  Punk was in a similar situation in 2011 and I find it very difficult to believe that the company would go to that well again not three years later.  CM Punk’s authenticity has played an enormous role in making him the star he has become, and that authenticity would take a huge hit if he was a willing participant in such a similar angle so soon after the first one.  I also find it difficult to believe that WWE’s creative team is capable of the sort of complex, intricate and multi-faceted storytelling that would be required to work not only the majority of WWE’s audience, but the thousands of writers, internet smart marks and dirt sheets.  I’m not saying it’s impossible.  WWE has shown its ability to keep a secret before, with Chris Jericho’s 2013 Royal Rumble appearance being a shining example.  It just seems highly improbable here. 

As of right now, I believe CM Punk is gone from the company with no plans to return at any point in the near future.  I don’t think, however, that this necessarily implies he will stay away.  It is very possible that Punk could return to WWE television and creative during the build up to WrestleMania, but if this happens (and it is a very big if), it means that something or someone managed to change his mind.  Perhaps a month or two away will be all he needs to clear his mind.  Perhaps Vince McMahon will work his famous Jedi mind tricks to lure Punk back.  Perhaps he just misses being on the road with his girlfriend.  Whatever the case may be, I believe Punk’s current status is in his own hands, and not some group of writers’.  Vince McMahon said nothing today to change my mind.

Friday, February 14, 2014

The Ultimate Warrior According to The Ultimate Warrior

By NPC Del

According to his interviews, the Ultimate Warrior "was sent in a capsule, from a place far from here." He claims that he was given the power of the Ultimate Warrior in "[his] final meeting with the gods from the heavens above." He's also said that he can "feel the power, floating through the veins, of the warriors," and that he "feel[s] the injection from the gods above," further implying that these mysterious gods are the source of his power. To date, Warrior's gods have yet to be implicated in any of the steroid scandals surrounding the WWF/WWE.

Warrior made frequent references groups of "warriors" other than himself. Information on these other warriors is scant, consisting entirely of cryptic, poetic references. Warrior has stated that "the family that [he] live[s] for only breathes the air that smells of combat," and that he "looks to the skeletons of warriors past." He has also discussed loading a spaceship with rocket fuel so that it could be boarded by the warriors.

The emergent narrative seems to be that the Ultimate Warrior is a member of a caste of slave-soldiers, who serve a technologically advanced alien race whom they do not understand and regard with religious Reverence. The Ultimate Warrior, as his name implies, is possibly the greatest and the last surviving member of this race. Warrior has said that he "live[s] for anger and frustration" and that "Nightmares are the best part of [his] day." In context with his statements about his fellow warriors, this implies post-traumatic stress resulting from conflicts fought under orders from his alien masters. His statements clearly imply that they used their technology to grant him physical enhancements, explaining his ability to survive suffocation, cobra venom, and poisoning by an expert practitioner of voodoo.

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Sunday, February 2, 2014

NFL Picks - Super Bowl

by AmplifiedtoRock



Today is the day.  Not only does the long NFL season culminate in today's Super Bowl between the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks, but it marks the end of Keep The Noise Down's NFL picks competition.  In actuality, it was over as a contest a few weeks back thanks to a late push by Aaron the Brain, but we have to go through all the formalities.  Of course, it’s a different story for who finishes in the basement.  Nick and Corey enter the final week tied.  Who will win?  We’ll just have to see.

Thanks for following along with us this season.  It's mostly been an experiment for us this year, but it has definitely been fun and it has given us some ideas for what we can do next year to make our competition bigger, better and more interesting for you the reader.  We'll have some announcements as to how that ends up taking shape as we approach next season.  For now, we should get down to business.  If you listened to the first episode of The Brothers of Destruction Podcast, you know who Aaron and I have this week.  Corey agreed with us, but Nick went the other way.  Who did we pick?  Look below!

KTND NFL PICKS STANDINGS
Aaron the Brain – 66-42
AmplifiedtoRock – 58-50
Nick Gator – 51-57
Corey Santiago – 51-57

KTND NFL PICKS – SUPER BOWL XLVIII

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS VS. DENVER BRONCOS
Amp:  Seattle
Aaron:  Seattle
Nick: Denver
Corey: Seattle